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This “American Mind Can’t Comprehend” Tweet Spiraled Completely, Totally Out Of Control


Let’s talk about those “European mind can’t comprehend” and “American mind can’t comprehend” tweets we’ve been posting for literal years now.

They’re about the size of our sodas.

Two photos of a large drink in a movie theater, held next to a broken iPhone for size comparison

They’re about our wild temperature changes.

Map comparing extreme temperature swings in the Midwest, showing cold temperatures on the left and hot temperatures on the right

And there’s a ton about our beloved PB&J sandwiches <3<3

Toasted sandwich with peanut butter and jelly oozing out, placed on a plate

Welllllll, a new one kind of spiraled out of control.

It all started with @EdisonCarterN23 posting a picture of a tiny Fiat with the caption: “The American mind can’t comprehend that 80% of car trips could be taken in a car like this.”

A small, compact Fiat parked on a street, with surrounding pedestrians and buildings in the background

Then @FetusberryJam clapped back with: “the european mind cannot comprehend driving four hours and still being in the same state.”

Compact Fiat car parked on a street with buildings and people in the background. Comments joke about inefficiency of long car trips

That’s when people from around the world got involved.

This Canadian posted that you can drive for 23 hours in the province of Ontario:

Map showing route in Ontario, Canada, with travel time over 22 hours. Tweet commentary above about long driving distances

This Australian pointed out that you can drive for 29 hours without leaving the same state:

Tweet about long driving distances in Australia overlaid on a map, poking fun at driving durations in the USA and Europe

This person pointed out you can drive for days and still be in Norway:

Map showing a driving route through Norway, with a duration of 49 hours covering 3,059 km, illustrating the country's large size

Another person said you drive for 16 hours in Finland:

Map showing a 16-hour, 11-minute driving route across Finland, with a humorous tweet suggesting long drives without leaving the country

Another from Australia:

Map of a route in Australia, showing a drive from near Kununurra to Albany, taking roughly 1 day and 13 hours

We have New Zealand clocking in at just over a day:

Map of a trip in New Zealand with route and time display, referencing American and European views on long-distance driving

2 days for India:

Map showing a 2-day driving route from Karachi to Dhaka. Tweet humorously notes driving long distances and staying in the same country

2 hours to cross continets from Europe to Africa:

Map showing route from Tarifa to Tangier over the Strait of Gibraltar, taking 1 hour 42 minutes by ferry

It’s almost 8 hours for Portugal:

Map shows two driving routes across Portugal: one for 7 hrs 50 min and another for 8 hrs 37 min

20 hours in Sweden!

Map showing a driving route from Ystad to Kiruna in Sweden, estimated at 20 hours and 4 minutes. Tweet humorously notes Sweden's size

Over two days for Chile:

Google Maps search for "Arica to Punta Arenas" shows a driving route of 5,005 km taking about 56 hours via Argentina

And here’s one of the Roman Empire:

Map showing a long driving route from the UK to Iraq, highlighting multiple countries, with comments about time and historical context

Then, there are the jokes:

Tweet showing a map of France with a driving route, captioned: "You can drive 84 hours in France and still be in France. The American mind cannot comprehend this."

“You can fly 16.5hrs in France and still be in France. The American mind cannot comprehend this,” one person said.

Tweet shows a map with a flight path from Papeete, Tahiti to Paris, France, captioned on confusion about France's geography

“Dude, you can drive 4 hours and still be stuck in London,” another person said.

A tweet by @DanKaszeta reads, "Dude, you can drive for 4 hours and still be stuck in London," quoting another tweet about driving in Europe

And we have: “You can drive for 5 years in Scotland and still hit the same potholes.”

Tweet by Starmans Taxi quoting a tweet by Fetusberry Crunch about encountering potholes in Scotland despite driving for 5 years

Lastly, it wouldn’t be one of these posts without a bit of light American shade: “The American mind cannot comprehend not needing a car to do literally fucking anything.”

Tweet about cultural differences in car dependence and travel time

“American mind cannot comprehend fuel efficiency, safety, and making their cars not the size of a small house,” another person chimed in.

Tweet about cultural differences in vehicle preferences and habits, with a focus on fuel efficiency and driving distance

And laaastly: “‘The european mind cannot comprehend-‘ i don’t want to. i never want to comprehend anything american. thank god i was born in europe.”

Tweet conversation about differences in perspectives between Europe and America, especially long drives
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